Eating Poop - Constant and Obsessive Farting Can Lead You To This!

You may think that farting is an innocent pastime with no conceivable dangers. Well you’re wrong! It’s possible to become so obsessed with your own farts that sooner or later you’ll want to sample the real deal. One day you might just be admiring your own farts and then suddently you’ll be squatting over a plate, ready to deal the main course out of your bottom. You may be at serious risk! Here are some tell-tale signs that most potential poop eaters exhibit.

After farting, do you ring up your neighbours and begin describing the smell of your farts in explicit detail? Have you ever considered what other foods would compliment your farts smell or taste? Have you even went as far as to order this food online?
Do you stare for long periods into the toilet bowl after going to the toilet for no apparent reason?
Have you ever found yourself glaring into the bowl in the middle of the night, not remembering how you got there?
Do you only ever talk to your partner to inform them of the exquisite taste of one of your farts? Do you become enraged when they don’t appreciate your offerings?
Have you ever tried to bottle one of your farts? Would you consider taking the bottle out with you on a blind date, with the purpose of inhaling some of the gas to calm your nerves?
After farting whilst eating, has your food ever started to taste identical to your fart? Where you undeterred by this? Did you even enjoy it slightly?
Have you ever intentionally farted on your own hand just so that you could sample it at a later date?
Have you ever tried to fart into a microwave oven?
Did you select your last partner by the taste of his or her farts?
Have you ever dreamt of biting your own ass?
Do you maintain a fart journal which documents your farting on a daily basis?

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