Fart Clips - 10 of the Best Farts In the Fart-O-Sphere

Mr Methane - Promp.no

“Get on the end of this!” quips Mr Methane before letting off a serious rattler. I’ve never heard the like of this before. I thought it was staged to begin with. He must have been boiling up that bad boy for weeks! My only complaint is about how close his ass is to the camera. I really don’t want to see his butt shake like that, it conjures up extremely vile thoughts.

Larry King Farts Live On Air

Ok, the farts not the greatest, but the timing is immense! It’s amazing how King keeps a straight face during the broadcast. I would have had to stop, put my leg up on the desk following it up with a real badboy.

Damien Farts and Downs the Brown

You’ve got to commend this guy’s bravery. He puts 115% into every one of his farts which even results in him downing the brown at the end. It’s sad to see him waddle off at the end knowing full well that he will have to undertake a serious cleanup operation afterwards. Overall the brown-downing was a small sacrifice for some seriously noteworthy farts.

Farting on Someone’s Head Whilst Sleeping

This one certainly isn’t for the squeamish. Here a guy whips out his bare ass, positions it directly above his sleeping friends head and goes for the clampdown before releasing a mighty fart. The victim is lucky to escape with his lungs intact. Similarly the farter is fortunate that he didn’t committ the act in Scanadanavia where the penalty for aggressive face farting involves being thrown into a fjord ball naked.

Another violent face-fart

Unfortunately this one isn’t anywhere near as good as the one directly above it. The farter should have been much more ambitious, aiming to wake up the sleeper without the aid of a slap from the other guy. The “What the fuck was that?” from the victim was quite hilarious though, even though the fart was decidely mediocre.

A crispy live Fart

By the sounds of this fart, the woman hadn’t farted in 30 years. She looks like the sort who’d be the first to call a farter “immature” for instigating anal voicings. I don’t think she’ll be turning so fast in the future! She seems to be so embarassed. In situations like this you have to relish the wind and claim it as your own. Otherwise you’ll look like quite the fool.

Leslie Nielsen on British TV

There aren’t many men who are more fond of farting than Leslie Nielsen. You can tell he’s planned this one for ages. It’s great how the show’s presenters are more embarassed of the fart than him. It’s definitely the mark of a seasoned pro.

I totally just farted

Ok this video is pretty damn annoying. I mean talk about stating the obvious! It was an impressive fart but she completely ruined it with her “I totally just farted” routine. It’s like Michael Moore coming out and saying “Yes for the last 12 years I’ve ate nothing but Big Macs and Chilli Dogs.” It doesn’t need to be mentioned, sheesh.

This whiff is for you

This girl demonstrates a great way to end a relationship prematurely. I personally think she could have held in the fart in her hands that little bit longer before slamming it into his face. The only problem is she might have broke his nose or something.

Mr Methane and Promp.no (again!)

And it’s another mega-fart from Methane! Well what can I say? It’s marvellous! It pretty much sums up George W Bush’s tenure as president in that it just keeps going down and down.

April 15th, 2007
Categories: Fart Videos . Author: drepmore

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