Fart Slave - Smell My Farts Or The Dog Gets It!
I was browsing through Youtube earlier today when I came across this “slave fart” video.
What sort of asshat would want to lie and be farted on like that? I don’t care how pretty the girl is, most womens asses look the same when they are pressed against your face. I’m guessing they smell the same too.
This is totally absurd. What is it about farting women that seems to turn so many men on? Am I missing something here? If a girl was to fart on me, she’d be out on her smelly ass. There would be no second chances. I’d even go to the effort of installing a hidden camera in the bedroom just in case she’d get any wise ideas during the night. With that said, it’d probably be a waste of money as the smell would be enough to wake me up.
Would these same men want a male to fart on them? What if there farts were identical in every way to a womans? Where do you draw the line? It’s all very odd and it’s something I’ll never understand. I don’t think I’d want to understand really.
Does the girl have to be pretty or could it be someone like Roseanne Barr farting on your head? Is there a secret face farting industry in America? Do women bag up their farts and send samples to potential clients by mail? Am I about to get a bullet in the post from the Mafia for uncovering the industry?
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I would trade places with this guy anytime he wants. The only problem is, can she handle the rest of the test?