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		<title>Summer is Here and The Farting is Easy&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  I love the Summer.  It is best time of year to really pass some gas.  Here are some of my favorite places:
1) Shea Stadium.  Yup, the home of the New York Mets.  Get there early so you can take in some batting practice and load up on some beers, hot [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Jack (Doctor Fart) Kevorkian Released from Prison</title>
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Jack Kevorkian was relased from prison today after serving 8 years of his original sentence of 10 to 25 years.  Kevorkian is most widely known for his willingness to assist the terminally ill to commit suicide.
The press release says Kevorkian was released early as a reward for his good behavior in prison.  [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Who Farted? Some Disturbing Statistics&#8230;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Have you ever noticed that when a foul odor suddenly appears it virtually certain that someone in the &#8220;hot zone&#8221; will ask, &#8220;Who farted?&#8221;.  I never quite understood understood the point of that question.  Does the questioner expect an arrest warrant to be issued on the spot?  Would he have you [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Rosie O&#8217;Donnell&#8217;s Butt: Global Warming Hazard?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Former Vice Presdient Al Gore has created a new career as a global warming scare monger.  It beats working for a living I suppose.  He was recently quoted as saying, &#8220;Although I often agree with Rosie O&#8217;Donnell on a whole host of other issues, it is my duty to proclaim that her [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>The Acoustics of Farting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Have you ever wondered what accounts for the wide variety of fart sounds?  Well, I have (no big surprise there).
To the trained ear each fart is unique&#8230;..a thing of beauty unto itself&#8230;.much like examining snowflakes.  Sure, anal utterances can be broken down into such categories as &#8220;sonic boom&#8221;, &#8220;rolling thunder&#8221;, &#8220;rusty gate [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Boris Yeltsin - Mourning the Death of a Fart Hero.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  I have it on good authority that Boris Yeltsin was a fan of the farts. Apparently when he was the Soviet leader he could outfart anyone in the Kremlin. He&#8217;d spend most of his days feasting on bratwurst and cheese just to keep his guts churning over. If he went a day without farting [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>What Farters Search For On The Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  This post is inspired by the What Do People Search For On The Web article over on Farts R Fun which lists what people search for in Google to find their website.
Instead of listing the most popular phrases, I&#8217;ll concentrate on some of the most weird search terms. Be warned some of these are [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Fart Clips - 10 of the Best Farts In the Fart-O-Sphere</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Mr Methane - Promp.no




&#8220;Get on the end of this!&#8221; quips Mr Methane before letting off a serious rattler. I&#8217;ve never heard the like of this before. I thought it was staged to begin with. He must have been boiling up that bad boy for weeks! My only complaint is about how close his ass [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Farting Techniques - What I&#8217;ve Found to Be Effective For Farts In The Past.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  As a farter who can&#8217;t stand the sight of beans, it&#8217;s important to have other techniques up your sleeve that you can use to produce large volumes of gas. Here are a few that I&#8217;ve found to be pretty effective over the years.
Chewing Gum
Chewing Gum is brilliant for causing excess gas, especially if you [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Inform A Friend That They&#8217;ve Farted Badly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Sometimes people are totally unaware that they&#8217;ve just farted! Bystanders may be collapsing like bowling pins and the fire service may be on route, but still they are oblivious to their anal emissions. So what&#8217;s the best way to inform someone that they&#8217;ve farted? Should you go all out and shout &#8220;You foul bufoon! [...] ]]></description>
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