Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt: Global Warming Hazard?
Former Vice Presdient Al Gore has created a new career as a global warming scare monger. It beats working for a living I suppose. He was recently quoted as saying, “Although I often agree with Rosie O’Donnell on a whole host of other issues, it is my duty to proclaim that her flatulence is a threat to our planet. She pumps out as much methane and other global warming gases as 5,000 head of cattle or two coal fired power plants.”
Other observers questioned the former Vice President’s motives. Reached at a oxycontin dry out tank, radio blowhard Rush Limbaugh had this to say,”My friends….as I have been telling you all along, Al Gore is picking on Rosie O’Donnell in the hopes of claiming “carbon credit offsets” for himself, so he can go on consuming lots of power to cool his Tennessee mansion all the while asking you to sweat in the dark.”
Yet another point of view was offered by Dr. Isadore P. Daily, who occupies the Ted Kennedy chair for Ethics in Government at Harvard University. He said, “With all due respect to the former Vice President and Mr. Limbaugh, both are missing the point. If we hooked up Rosie’s terd cutter to a wind turbine that then funneled the gases downwind as fuel for an electric plant, she alone could generate enough power to provide for all of the electrical needs of a town about the size of Peoria, IL. With have the technology, the question is simply one of political will”.
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