What Farters Search For On The Internet
This post is inspired by the What Do People Search For On The Web article over on Farts R Fun which lists what people search for in Google to find their website.
Instead of listing the most popular phrases, I’ll concentrate on some of the most weird search terms. Be warned some of these are extremely baffling!
good fart in tight jeans
Hmm it seems someone has a weird Levi’s fetish.
fart noises but make sure it is funny
Ok Adolf, I’ll try my best! Sheesh!
flatulence in the bible
Hmmm the 11th Commandment “Thou shalt not pass gas!”
girl loses bet and has to sniff other girls farts
Dear God, the things people will do for a bet!
grandma farts in a bag
If your Grandma farts in a bag I’d seriously suggest that you lock the old girl up!
term for getting turned on by the sound and smell of farts
Ermmmm……weirdo?
where to get help for farting problems
Well done! Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards getting help! Try attending a local Farters Anonymous meeting, their number will be in the White Pages somewhere.
girl farts that are long and loud on you tube
Feck, could you please be more specific?!?
what to do when you poop your pants
The last thing I’d recommend is for you to sit there and type that phrase into Google. Get into the bathroom and wash your ass for goodness sake.
how to eliminate growling stomach sounds?
Hmmm, stop drinking so much antifreeze!
make your friend pull his underpants down
You can’t really make anyone pull their underpants down against their will, that constitutes sexual harassment methinks.
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