Why Ugly Kids Fart More - Possible Reasons?
Ugly kids have it pretty tough, not only are they unlikely to get laid in the first 50 years of their life but they also have to put up with bullying and rejection by their peers. For many the only way of expressing their woes is through their ass trumpet. Here are a few possible reasons on why ugly kids fart more than their prettier counterparts.
- Ugly Kids fart as a way of showcasing their self loathing and feelings of alienation towards their peers. What better way is there to say “I hate all of you” than through your ass?
- Ugly Kids who fart also likely to be rejected by nerds, adding further to their feelings of isolation. Sooner or later he/she will lose their mind, taking random crap and farts in their enemies lockers.
- Unattractive children may have worse diets than their richer peers, leading to all sorts of horrible farts. Improve your diet and improve you social life goddamnit! Unless of course you love farting at people you hate, then you can proceed to make you diet even worse.
I think it’s true that ugly kids tend to fart regularly, especially if their “friends” tease them about their appearance consistently. Ugly Kids shouldn’t be ashamed of their wind capabilities and should spend some time on honing their ass-trumpeting. They should show their detractors what they are made of. They might even want to start fights with their bullys landing a poisonous, knock-out blow of a fart on top of their head just to show them exactly who’s boss!
I’ll always remember the ugly kids who’d sit at the back of the class and fart on purpose just to disrrupt the lesson. Well they weren’t all ugly, but most of them were. Some would consider them true heroes but I personally think they were stinking bastards. They were the bullies for gods sake anyway.
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This is true. My mom Janet Buttimer was an ugly fat kid, and she told me how she used to fart ALL the time. Still does..
But my mom Janet says Ugly kids usually have huge anal glands that need to be squeezed regularly to let out the stinky fart juices. Is that true?